Thursday, 2 February 2017

10 Benefits of being UGLY

10 Benefits of being UGLY
 

Hmm?

Yes, there is, I’m not trying to be sarcastic

In life nothing is totally useless! Everything’s got its own benefits.

I know you are like STWOP IITTTTT



For instance, no matter how useless you are you can still be use as example for kids that want to become useless.



For example:
 Mom: Do you want to be useless like that brother
Son: No



So here are some benefits for being UGLY



oya we are listening

1. If someone compliment you on a talent, 
you know it must be genuine






2.       If someone laugh at your joke, it must be really funny 





3.       Your phone battery last longer


 When the only thing you check is facebook who is chatting you up




4.  When you walk alone at night you don’t have to be bothered 
about people following you or harassing you



Sunday, 3 July 2016

THE KIND OF GIRL I CAN MARRY AND THE ONES I CAN'T

THE KIND OF GIRL THAT WHEN I CHEAT ON SHE'LL UNDERSTAND AND LIKE ME MORE

 

NOT THE ONE THAT WILL BREAK BOTTLE


I DON'T LIKE RAZZ GIRLS



I DON'T LIKE GIRLS THAT WILL DISGRACE ME


OR THE ONE THAT WILL POISON ME BECAUSE OF MY PROPERTY



Tuesday, 14 June 2016

Why on earth did i choose Engineering?

Why on earth did i choose Engineering??

this is me right now 

 

I think it's because like maths... 


No nah shey bi is because i want to make my own car, aeroplane and change the world etc and unilag engineering be like

Shut up! Welcome to the faculty of engineering 

 

Then it all started in year one when you do an objective question and with the same answer

Acceleration due to gravity (A) 10ms-2 (B) 9.8ms-2 (C.) 9.80ms-2 (D.) 9.8000ms-2

 

Then later we stop seeing numbers in our work

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T COMMIT SUICIDE OR DRINK SNIPER



Well most times we all feel terrible, bad and lonely but I see no reason to commit suicide, why, cause we are not Indians.



1.       If you have Bad grades 

Drop Out

 People make it when they drop out self   



Bill gate and our very own orji uzor kalu

2.
If you are really broke 


Don’t give up…


 
Have you played Nairabet, bet9ja, baba Ijebu
 

Sunday, 7 February 2016

top 5 Falentine gifts for your boy friend



Don't lie you know your boy friend have mouth odour buy him close up

Solution:  buy him

 If you are dating a sodeinde boy
why will you date a sodeinde boy self

Well buy him
I swear he won't shit on you

Thursday, 7 January 2016

IF UNILAG HOSTELS BE HUMAN BEING ( THEIR CHARACTER)

MOREMI

That kind of Girl that goes to church

 and turn up at the same time  (Club Banger)

She will have one major Boyfriend and loads of backup cus she hates commitment


Somadem are Rinch and Somadem poor

But they look the same be care ful



ELKANEMI
This kinda guy


And hin get talent

The kind of guy that will call Phone - Hand set



MAKAMA


After clubbing through out the semester 2days to exams

Monday, 4 January 2016

QUEUE (ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES)

GTB QUEUE

Advantage 
You might get to meet one babe that will come and borrow your biro
I have biro- come and take

Disadvantage
You might meet some one you are owing money 
You see this money i want to withdraw ehn is for my project

UNILAG CAB QUEUE
Advantage
When one babe come and beg for space 
I am thinking about it