Thursday, 7 January 2016

IF UNILAG HOSTELS BE HUMAN BEING ( THEIR CHARACTER)

MOREMI

That kind of Girl that goes to church

 and turn up at the same time  (Club Banger)

She will have one major Boyfriend and loads of backup cus she hates commitment


Somadem are Rinch and Somadem poor

But they look the same be care ful



ELKANEMI
This kinda guy


And hin get talent

The kind of guy that will call Phone - Hand set



MAKAMA


After clubbing through out the semester 2days to exams



She'll listen to your love talk just to scam later



HONOURS

Where is New hall?


After rushing to a Class and the lecturer only said the class as been postponed


When she Comes downstairs at night
BORING(IN CAPITAL LETTER)



MTH

Ripe for Marriage

How they Madam Tinubu responds when small boys say she's beautiful

(Most of them are Engaged)



FAGUNWA
Very low key girl
She can be dating you and your friend and you guys wont know

How they dress at school vs home




ENI NJOKU

Motivational Speaker( with a thick Accent)
In the Lace of Life you have to Rearn to Rike what you have


How he does when he enters his apartment
it stinks



JAJA

Always ready for Academic works

 That Broke (Stingy)

KOFO


She have small breast (Dija movement)

Petite


 She like solo (Gossip gangster)




AMINA
Dirty Girl


Boyfriend snatcher



That kinda girl that fight for Boys


SODEINDE
Bad Boy (like Ashawo, Smoke Igbo, Does every Bad thing)
No babe, No side chick (just let us be doing Isheykushey)

Where is the Chapel?


Sodeinde's reaction when a girl says 'I love you'


 That ugly boy that gets a fine babes


BIOBAKU

 Male whore


Where is the School Library?



MAREIRE 
Very Romantic, Sly nigga

That Bisexual Boy


Very Smart












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