Wednesday, 23 March 2016

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T COMMIT SUICIDE OR DRINK SNIPER



Well most times we all feel terrible, bad and lonely but I see no reason to commit suicide, why, cause we are not Indians.



1.       If you have Bad grades 

Drop Out

 People make it when they drop out self   



Bill gate and our very own orji uzor kalu

2.
If you are really broke 


Don’t give up…


 
Have you played Nairabet, bet9ja, baba Ijebu
 
Have you tried selling gala, pure water or popcorn


3. The kind of movies they will release later this year, At least don't die for that one reason




You can add this one too




4.
Do you even know whether Dasuki mistakenly paid some money in one random bank in your name



5.

Have you seen or feel I phone 7- pls this should be enough reason not to die this year
6
You shouldn’t stress your friends – it’s not easy forming tears when you did not hit your leg on a stone + University Of Lagos is big, walking round the whole school with candle burning their hands isn’t nice…


 7
   Even If your babe or boyfriend leave for another person… Just go and blow #getmotivation
 


 8
 
Are you unhappy??

Take vodka, Or


Try Iya Ife outside school Abule oja… Take two bottles and peppersoup
 



9.   Do you just hate yourself?? 

     Then you should stop watching too many American movies, hating oneself isn’t our thing in this part of the world 


10.  
     Is any one threatening you to take it Tell the person to kuku kill you 





Well to some, this might be too sensitive but the moral lesson is that you make sure you don't let your current situation make you think it's over.
Where you are right now isn't where you are going it's just a phase 


Well this might help

How to Convince Yourself Not to Commit Suicide












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